I have no words for this.

http://www.manofest.com/Content/15-horrifying-couples-that-shouldnt-procreate.html

Please. God. No.

Thanks, Dad - you've helped solidify my role in College.

I think this may have been made in China.

http://richworks.in/2010/01/27-hilarious-stuff-you-wish-were-photoshopped/

OK – I know the languages are different, but how hard is it to use a keyboard and match up one of only 26 characters to another? It’s not like we have a million little dingbats or something.

I prefer to ramin faceless.

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/

This cat suffered a terrible accident and now has no eyelids or natural face. It shall live out the rest of its life instilling great fear in the populace and giving people who hate cats even more reasons to despise these gentle, freaky creatures.

The sensitive side of Skeletor

http://ihavethepowerart.blogspot.com/

Taking “fine art” to a new level is the Masters of the Universe Tribute Art Show. Paintings, sculptures and more commemorate a marketing and advertising franchise from the 1980′s like never before. He Man, I’m sure, is proud. And hopefully gets a cut.

Hanging Christmas lights?

http://shorterandsweeter.blogspot.com/2009/12/greatest-christmas-decoration-ever.html

There's always room for digital Jello

http://www.jellotime.com/

Save room – there’s Jello to click on.

They’re, their, there… ewe knead two get it write.

Nothing more to say.

I'd like to apply for the Jabba job, please.

http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Girls/The-101-Hottest-Slave-Princess-Leia-Photos/